Philip Yates
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Description
On a ship of mischievous brigands--who have visions of treasure chests dancing in their heads--Sir Peggedy, with his peg leg and hook arm, pays a visit to the child-friendly pirates along with his eight giant seahorses: Salty, Scurvy, Sinbad, Mollie, Cutthroat, Cross-Eyes, Roger, and Jolly.
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Pub. Date
c2004
Description
Every child wants to be a comeback kid. That cherished goal is within reach with these hundreds of smart-alecky answers to stupid questions youngsters hear at home and in school. Why apologize to the teacher who asks: Why are you always daydreaming? Just say: " I'm trying to come up with a formula to make homework disappear." No child will ever have to think, "Wish I'd said that!" again. --